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Who can beat Paul Blart

Created by JoeMom, 1 y 5 mo 20 d ago.

Who can defeat this god-like mall cop?

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GravityMan5 5 mo 30 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Earl of My Name is Earl fame.
UnusOf2029
UnusOf2029 1 y 5 mo 18 d
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Hey @Ezio why such a downpour? People seem to like the meme forums & they aren't harmful to stats, they just liven up the place.
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Ezio
Ezio 1 y 5 mo 18 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Lots of users disagree with you. One is Ok but more than that is unnecessary. I have already told him not to create a topic for every thing come to his mind. Many site users are over 10-12 years old and can not tolerate the repetitive cycle Paul Blart, shrek black cat and kool aid man too much.
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UnusOf2029
UnusOf2029 1 y 5 mo 18 d
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Well they can ignore them & let us have our fun. Just because they're sour butts doesn't mean we have to
MoNsTeR
MoNsTeR 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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One Slap Man Would Give Decent Fight
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JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Round 1: Slap Man/ L A R R Y
Round 2: Paul Blart with Prep
Mr_Incognito
Mr_Incognito 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Do I even have to say it
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JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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Fair Fight but paul Blart wins,
ThorMathews
ThorMathews 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Me
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JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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w r o n g

no offense
Savage
Savage 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Shrek
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JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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Yes
MS643262
MS643262 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Literally anyone that is Peak Human.
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JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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nah, he runs them over with a segway
ET9
ET9 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Giorno Giovanna
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JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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Nope
MoNsTeR
MoNsTeR 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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NO ONE
Only Shrek Stalemates
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UnusOf2029
UnusOf2029 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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I dunno Shaggy's pretty powerful.
He only needed .000000000000000000783% of his power to create the Omniverse
JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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Shaggy and Shrek are correct
JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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No, with a segway, this should be a one-shot
BlotskyA
BlotskyA 1 y 5 mo 20 d
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Reverse-Flash, Eobard Thawne, He can just go back in time when Paul was born and kill him YIKES That was harsh

Arrow from CW Series Arrow, He can just put an Arrow through his Eye

Prometheus from Arrow, He can just kidnap him and break him like he did to Oliver
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JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Paul Blart is too smart for that and too agile
BlotskyA
BlotskyA 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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Thawne could go back in time for when Blart was born, how could he survive himself being Erased from Existence
JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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Blart is a master of time and will stop them, plus he was born in heaven, so you couldnt kill him when he was a baby because he was protected by gods.
BlotskyA
BlotskyA 1 y 5 mo 19 d
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Thawne can always come back so even if Blart can kill him, Thawne can come back
JoeMom
JoeMom 1 y 5 mo 18 d
Who can beat Paul Blart
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Blart >>> One Above all >>> Thawne