Hero Hunter For Hire!

Created by Dark_Wing, 2 mo 10 d ago.

How we play: someone names a character (can't be a cosmic being or anything like that) and the rest of us have to reply with the way we'd kill these characters.
The rules: 1: you can't be far above them and just erase them on a spiritual level, rather you're an in universe character who has the powers, skills, intellect, and arsenal of Deathstroke. So you're strong but you're not that OPed. 2: they have to be aware of your presence (they don't know you're an assassin though) so you can't just say kill the enemy in his sleep or something like that though you are allowed to fight dirty. 3: you get all the prep you need while your enemy is just going about his/her business before you strike.
I got the idea while watching Comics Explained so don't get on my tail for being an "emo" or a "phyco" especially if you watch Comics Explained's vids on how to "unalive" heroes.

TL;DR
We're not Deathstroke, but we're a street-tier character LIKE Deathstroke with a skillset relative to his. -- AkhilPDX
(Edited by Galactus)

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shaneherald
Hero Hunter For Hire!
how about the marquis of death
shaneherald
Hero Hunter For Hire!
how about the 8th day juggernaut
Alien_X
Alien_X 2 mo 1 d
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How about the Hulk?
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Tyrannus
Tyrannus 1 mo 1 d
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Use the Sentry or Rick Jones to calm him down. If we're going solo then your pretty much doomed. Hulk can't die.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 1 mo 23 h 52 m
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Plan A: Step 1: Put some Gorilla feed in front of him. Step 2: wait for the primates to come. Step 3: watch the Gorillas do the work for you.

Plan B: Have Zeus beat up Hulk for you

Plan C: teleport him to Jupiter and let the failed star's radiation fry him.

Plan D: bait him into a rocket and shoot him into space

Plan E: grab Mjolnir and hit him once with lighting in the fairest way imaginable.

Plan F: drop a bomb onto him like in Hulk #440

Plan G: give him a lobotomy

Plan H: mind control him.

Plan I: hire Hyperion to punch him back into Banner


Edit: for those not smart enough to figure it out for themselves, this is just a trollpost
Last edited: 1 mo 23 h 44 m ago.
Tyrannus
Tyrannus 1 mo 23 h 5 m
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@Dark Lol why you being so salty? I know you know that's all complete rubbish but where's all this salt coming from? Not all of those examples even made sense and some of them made Hulk look good not bad.
Dusk_Pikachu
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Would absorbing or removing Hulk's radiation work?
Tyrannus
Tyrannus 2 mo 7 d
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Can I name the Sentry a target or would he be considered too powerful?
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Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 mo 7 d
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Only nigh omnipotents and higher are too powerful.
Tyrannus
Tyrannus 2 mo 7 d
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Then I name Sentry as the target.
Alien_X
Alien_X 2 mo 1 d
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Can never actually kill him, but probably trap him in the Negative Zone using a portal stolen earlier, then use a device that allows the user to be telepathic and mentally assault Sentry. Best idea I've got, but even prepping for this would be difficult.
DarkProdigy
DarkProdigy 2 mo 8 d
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So basically we say a character and then say how Deathstroke could kill them?
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Tyrannus
Tyrannus 2 mo 8 d
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I think that's how it works.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 mo 7 d
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Nope. We're the mercenary going after the hero but we have Slade like skills and weapons though.
Tyrannus
Tyrannus 2 mo 8 d
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So to confirm, basically where we're Deathstroke?
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AkhilPDX
AkhilPDX 2 mo 7 d
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3 year member
We're not Deathstroke, but we're a street-tier character LIKE Deathstroke with a skillset relative to his.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 mo 7 d
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@Akhil's right @Tyr
TheImaginator
TheImaginator 2 mo 10 d
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The Flash (Barry Allen)
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Tyrannus
Tyrannus 2 mo 7 d
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Distract him with something that will cause him to hesitate far longer than usual (e.g. show him an illusion of Nora Allen) then freeze his legs. While incapacitated maybe use a highly accelerated poison or drug to compete with his metabolism.
TheImaginator
TheImaginator 2 mo 6 d
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He can phase through the ice
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 mo 6 d
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GG
Mr_Incognito
Mr_Incognito 2 mo 6 d
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A little bit of nerfing of Flash went on there for the sake of the plot, at least in my opinion.
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TheImaginator
TheImaginator 2 mo 6 d
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That was Wally not Barry
Tyrannus
Tyrannus 2 mo 6 d
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The ice would slow him down enough to allow poison or anything else to incapacitate him.
Alien_X
Alien_X 2 mo 1 d
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Distract him by using a trap and a holographic projection of myself (I'm actually on a satellite), attach a bomb to his arm which attaches smaller bombs to his blood cells (like Slade did in the original Teen Titans series), then wait until the bombs go off ten minutes later.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 mo 10 d
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Let's start by taking down Avatar Aang because he's a wimp!
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ManofPower
ManofPower 2 mo 10 d
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Idk Doctor Doom?, He has amazing prep time and could set traps to kill Aang.