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ROAST ME!

Created by Aries, 2 y 3 mo 24 d ago.

Roast me please.

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SuperSomebody
SuperSomebody 1 y 2 mo 4 d
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17 months member
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Ima refer to you as my pants because you're a load of s***
Poe
Poe 1 y 11 mo 22 d
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39 months member
2.8K
I’m just going to reject your request of roasting you just like how Girls or Boys reject you every day
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Taurus
Taurus 1 y 11 mo 22 d
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28 months member
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Ares is a dead meme.
DivineBeast
DivineBeast 2 y 2 mo 10 d
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27 months member
611
Eat your greens before i shove them down with my foot
Alien_X
Alien_X 2 y 3 mo 2 d
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29 months member
205K
It is beneath me to roast you.
Seriously though. Look at your power level.
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 2 y 3 mo 4 d
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61 months member
95K
Nerd
Alien_X
Alien_X 2 y 3 mo 9 d
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29 months member
205K
You're very talkative, especially for a constellation. Your namesake was killed by a boy named Curly and people hunted for his sheepskin.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 y 3 mo 10 d
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47 months member
14.3K
You're as fake as the moon landings. You're such a chicken, would you taste good when cooked?
Last edited: 2 y 3 mo 10 d ago.
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Galactus
Galactus 2 y 3 mo 10 d
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8+ year member
1.2M
'You are suck a chicken..' That's not even proper English. The roasting didn't went well...bit undercooked.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 y 3 mo 10 d
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47 months member
14.3K
@Galactus: typo. Fixed it. Tell me what I could have done better.
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 2 y 3 mo 10 d
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61 months member
95K
how are the moonlandings fake
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 y 2 mo 13 d
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47 months member
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@Jongen: they aren't.
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 2 y 3 mo 15 d
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61 months member
95K
Noob
EmptyHand
EmptyHand 2 y 3 mo 17 d
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44 months member
18K
You're the reason king hyperion fans exist
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AkhilPDX
AkhilPDX 2 y 3 mo 17 d
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68 months member
28.6K
RIP.
The_Mother_Banana
The_Mother_Banana 2 y 3 mo 16 d
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32 months member
466
They always existed
Aries
Aries 2 y 3 mo 16 d
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30 months member
177
good one.
TheNemianLion
TheNemianLion 2 y 3 mo 23 d
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67 months member
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You know there was a time where I thought there couldn't be a single person on this website who I legitimately didn't like more than Jakcj... And there still isn't Aries, but you're a close second! XD
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Tyrannus
Tyrannus 2 y 3 mo 16 d
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42 months member
17.9K
I actually like @Jakcj
Dmackiscool
Dmackiscool 2 y 3 mo 23 d
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28 months member
201
you're are like a cloud, when you disappear it's a beautiful day.
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Dusk_Pikachu
Dusk_Pikachu 2 y 3 mo 5 d
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32 months member
13.9K
Nice!
MoNsTeR
MoNsTeR 1 y 2 mo 4 d
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29 months member
3.3M
Good one
TheNemianLion
TheNemianLion 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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67 months member
11.4K
Who are you?
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DarkProdigy
DarkProdigy 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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62 months member
10K
Idk, seems like he wants attention though
TheNemianLion
TheNemianLion 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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67 months member
11.4K
I'm honestly feeling like lamb for dinner
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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47 months member
14.3K
@Aries: what's the reason behind your username? I could use this knowledge to make a roast.
HolyJoe
HolyJoe 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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61 months member
106K
You're the reason why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Jakcj
Jakcj 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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56 months member
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You are a weak puny god that tries to manipulate people who's the God of wars. Though realistically speaking you are the yellow dog of it.
Alien_X
Alien_X 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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29 months member
205K
OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!!!
Galactus
Galactus 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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8+ year member
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You need to be significant to be roasted.
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Aries
Aries 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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30 months member
177
thats a good one.
Taurus
Taurus 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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28 months member
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God-Damn, Galactus, you didn't have to go for the jugular!
EmptyHand
EmptyHand 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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44 months member
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AriesIsHere
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Aries
Aries 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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30 months member
177
wow bro im hurt.
Dusk_Pikachu
Dusk_Pikachu 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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32 months member
13.9K
No, does that count?
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Aries
Aries 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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30 months member
177
yes.
Aries
Aries 2 y 3 mo 24 d
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30 months member
177
please give me your best roasts.