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ROAST ME!

Created by Aries, 1 y 5 mo 29 d ago.

Roast me please.

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SuperSomebody
SuperSomebody 4 mo 9 d
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7 months member
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Ima refer to you as my pants because you're a load of s***
Poe
Poe 1 y 1 mo 26 d
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30 months member
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I’m just going to reject your request of roasting you just like how Girls or Boys reject you every day
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Taurus
Taurus 1 y 1 mo 26 d
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18 months member
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Ares is a dead meme.
DivineBeast
DivineBeast 1 y 4 mo 14 d
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17 months member
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Eat your greens before i shove them down with my foot
Alien_X
Alien_X 1 y 5 mo 6 d
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19 months member
174K
It is beneath me to roast you.
Seriously though. Look at your power level.
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 1 y 5 mo 9 d
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51 months member
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Nerd
Alien_X
Alien_X 1 y 5 mo 14 d
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19 months member
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You're very talkative, especially for a constellation. Your namesake was killed by a boy named Curly and people hunted for his sheepskin.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 1 y 5 mo 15 d
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37 months member
14.3K
You're as fake as the moon landings. You're such a chicken, would you taste good when cooked?
Last edited: 1 y 5 mo 15 d ago.
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Galactus
Galactus 1 y 5 mo 15 d
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8+ year member
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'You are suck a chicken..' That's not even proper English. The roasting didn't went well...bit undercooked.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 1 y 5 mo 15 d
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37 months member
14.3K
@Galactus: typo. Fixed it. Tell me what I could have done better.
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 1 y 5 mo 15 d
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51 months member
92.6K
how are the moonlandings fake
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 1 y 4 mo 17 d
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37 months member
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@Jongen: they aren't.
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 1 y 5 mo 20 d
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51 months member
92.6K
Noob
EmptyHand
EmptyHand 1 y 5 mo 21 d
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35 months member
18.9K
You're the reason king hyperion fans exist
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AkhilPDX
AkhilPDX 1 y 5 mo 21 d
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59 months member
29.4K
RIP.
The_Mother_Banana
The_Mother_Banana 1 y 5 mo 21 d
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22 months member
477
They always existed
Aries
Aries 1 y 5 mo 21 d
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20 months member
184
good one.
TheNemianLion
TheNemianLion 1 y 5 mo 27 d
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57 months member
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You know there was a time where I thought there couldn't be a single person on this website who I legitimately didn't like more than Jakcj... And there still isn't Aries, but you're a close second! XD
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Tyrannus
Tyrannus 1 y 5 mo 21 d
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32 months member
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I actually like @Jakcj
Dmackiscool
Dmackiscool 1 y 5 mo 27 d
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19 months member
202
you're are like a cloud, when you disappear it's a beautiful day.
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Dusk_Pikachu
Dusk_Pikachu 1 y 5 mo 9 d
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22 months member
14.4K
Nice!
MoNsTeR
MoNsTeR 4 mo 9 d
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19 months member
1.4M
Good one
TheNemianLion
TheNemianLion 1 y 5 mo 28 d
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57 months member
19K
Who are you?
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DarkProdigy
DarkProdigy 1 y 5 mo 28 d
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52 months member
10.5K
Idk, seems like he wants attention though
TheNemianLion
TheNemianLion 1 y 5 mo 28 d
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57 months member
19K
I'm honestly feeling like lamb for dinner
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 1 y 5 mo 28 d
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37 months member
14.3K
@Aries: what's the reason behind your username? I could use this knowledge to make a roast.
HolyJoe
HolyJoe 1 y 5 mo 28 d
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52 months member
107K
You're the reason why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Jakcj
Jakcj 1 y 5 mo 28 d
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46 months member
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You are a weak puny god that tries to manipulate people who's the God of wars. Though realistically speaking you are the yellow dog of it.
Alien_X
Alien_X 1 y 5 mo 28 d
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19 months member
174K
OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!!!
Galactus
Galactus 1 y 5 mo 29 d
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8+ year member
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You need to be significant to be roasted.
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Aries
Aries 1 y 5 mo 29 d
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20 months member
184
thats a good one.
Taurus
Taurus 1 y 5 mo 29 d
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18 months member
3.2K
God-Damn, Galactus, you didn't have to go for the jugular!
EmptyHand
EmptyHand 1 y 5 mo 29 d
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35 months member
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AriesIsHere
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Aries
Aries 1 y 5 mo 29 d
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20 months member
184
wow bro im hurt.
Dusk_Pikachu
Dusk_Pikachu 1 y 5 mo 29 d
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22 months member
14.4K
No, does that count?
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Aries
Aries 1 y 5 mo 29 d
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20 months member
184
yes.
Aries
Aries 1 y 5 mo 29 d
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20 months member
184
please give me your best roasts.