ROAST ME!

Created by Aries, 2 mo 2 d ago.

Roast me please.

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DivineBeast
ROAST ME!
Eat your greens before i shove them down with my foot
Alien_X
Alien_X 1 mo 10 d
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It is beneath me to roast you.
Seriously though. Look at your power level.
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 1 mo 13 d
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2 year member
Nerd
Alien_X
Alien_X 1 mo 17 d
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You're very talkative, especially for a constellation. Your namesake was killed by a boy named Curly and people hunted for his sheepskin.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 1 mo 19 d
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1 year member
You're as fake as the moon landings. You're such a chicken, would you taste good when cooked?
Last edited: 1 mo 19 d ago.
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Galactus
Galactus 1 mo 19 d
ROAST ME!
14 year member
'You are suck a chicken..' That's not even proper English. The roasting didn't went well...bit undercooked.
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 1 mo 19 d
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1 year member
@Galactus: typo. Fixed it. Tell me what I could have done better.
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 1 mo 19 d
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2 year member
how are the moonlandings fake
Dark_Wing
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1 year member
@Jongen: they aren't.
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 1 mo 24 d
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2 year member
Noob
EmptyHand
EmptyHand 1 mo 25 d
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1 year member
You're the reason king hyperion fans exist
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AkhilPDX
AkhilPDX 1 mo 25 d
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3 year member
RIP.
The_Mother_Banana
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They always existed
Aries
Aries 1 mo 25 d
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good one.
TheNemianLion
TheNemianLion 2 mo 13 h 43 m
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3 year member
You know there was a time where I thought there couldn't be a single person on this website who I legitimately didn't like more than Jakcj... And there still isn't Aries, but you're a close second! XD
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Tyrannus
Tyrannus 1 mo 25 d
ROAST ME!
1 year member
I actually like @Jakcj
Dmackiscool
Dmackiscool 2 mo 15 h 19 m
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you're are like a cloud, when you disappear it's a beautiful day.
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Dusk_Pikachu
Dusk_Pikachu 1 mo 13 d
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Nice!
TheNemianLion
TheNemianLion 2 mo 1 d
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3 year member
Who are you?
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DarkProdigy
DarkProdigy 2 mo 1 d
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3 year member
Idk, seems like he wants attention though
TheNemianLion
TheNemianLion 2 mo 1 d
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3 year member
I'm honestly feeling like lamb for dinner
Dark_Wing
Dark_Wing 2 mo 1 d
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1 year member
@Aries: what's the reason behind your username? I could use this knowledge to make a roast.
HolyJoe
HolyJoe 2 mo 1 d
ROAST ME!
3 year member
You're the reason why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Jakcj
Jakcj 2 mo 1 d
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2 year member
You are a weak puny god that tries to manipulate people who's the God of wars. Though realistically speaking you are the yellow dog of it.
Alien_X
Alien_X 2 mo 1 d
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OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!!!
Galactus
Galactus 2 mo 2 d
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14 year member
You need to be significant to be roasted.
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Aries
Aries 2 mo 2 d
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thats a good one.
Taurus
Taurus 2 mo 1 d
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God-Damn, Galactus, you didn't have to go for the jugular!
Jongensoden
Jongensoden 2 mo 2 d
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2 year member
Roast me and i give a comeback
EmptyHand
EmptyHand 2 mo 2 d
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1 year member
AriesIsHere
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Aries
Aries 2 mo 2 d
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wow bro im hurt.
Dusk_Pikachu
Dusk_Pikachu 2 mo 2 d
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No, does that count?
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Aries
Aries 2 mo 2 d
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yes.
Aries
Aries 2 mo 2 d
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please give me your best roasts.