Jeff Barnes

Jeff Barnes's History

Thomas Jefferson "Jeff" Barnes is a Nerd Herder, specializing in Apple products. A 'space cadet' in his forties and is older than most of his co-workers. He has said he owns a ferret named Roscoe. He has also reveals that he only has eight toes, and does not pay for toilet paper, which he apparently steals from work. He is deaf in his left ear, and he claims his father is partly of First Nations descent, allowing Jeff to satisfy a minority quota at the Buy More. His mother is in prison (prisoner 27318) at the Chowchilla State Penitentiary, and his sister works as an exotic dancer, and performed at Devon Woodcomb's bachelor party. when he finally stops sleeping in his running van, he recovers from his decades of carbon monoxide poisoning and shows some actual intelligence and insight, although with lapses.