Team Maestro Hulk
-vs-
Team The Presence

Created by: BALATRON

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TheSuspect666
323 days ago
TheSuspect666
Team Battle
2+ years member.
Voted: Team The Presence

Chuck Norris solos
ManofPower
325 days ago
ManofPower
Team Battle
Voted: Team The Presence

Roundhouse kick vs Segway
Chuck Norris solos
windshadow
325 days ago
windshadow
Team Battle
1+ years member.
Voted: Team Maestro Hulk

ends in Paul Blart vs Chuck. Chuck would've won but the Paul's segway was too powerful.
Alec5711
326 days ago
Alec5711
Team Battle
2+ years member.
Voted: Team Maestro Hulk

The battle takes place at Paul Blart's mall. No one knows it better than him. As the one above all and the presence infinity fight each other, because they both cant die at all, ever, Thor takes on superman. Superman has no chance as he is distracted by Paul Blarts hypoglycemic medical condition, and Thor takes him out, no problem. Agent Coulson then takes on Loki and Chuck Norris as he calls in Captain America who he then knocks out Loki, and Chuck Norris breaks his shield in half. Agent Coulson then takes desperate measures and shoots his big ass gun at Chuck, but it just deflects of his chest and hits Coulson. Maestro finally gets his time to shine to take out the "Big Monster" and kills and steals Surturs crown. Thanos takes on Dormamu, and they both kill each other somehow idk. Thor goes for Norris, and noticed that Paul Blart helped him greatly with super man, so uses him on chuck. It is successful and chuck dies due to the unexpected Maestro in his rampage. Maestro then smashes Thor to peices, quickly turning to Paul, only little did he know, Paul cant die unless he does not have enough sugar. So as Maestro charges at him, Paul hops on his scooter, and discovers the gauntlet. He picks it up and blasts Maestro back to Bruce banner by turning him back in time before he even became hulk. Bruce Banner in shock of where he is and no idea what is happening, just leaves. Paul Blart raises his arm, gauntlet in hand and humbly says, "No one messes with my mall." The camera than pans out to his mall, showing everyone dead but him. The end.
BALATRON
326 days ago
BALATRON
Team Battle
2+ years member.
Voted: Team Maestro Hulk

thanos kills surter using the gauntlet and retreats home to titan. dormammu kills coulson because he tricks coulson into sacraficing his soul for the fate of earth which coulson quickly agrees to being imprisoned. now he turns his might to maestro but maestro jumps up and smashes dormammu's face in killing him instantly and creating a butthole face that sucks dormammu so deep into his dark nether dimensions till he eventually evaportes into the quantum realm for eternity. maestro on a rampage now wont stop as he comes crashing back down to earth unfortunetly his landing would be on the new coffe shop located in the east wing of pauls mall, paul wakes up from his coma finding a crummy peice of abc gum on the floor jumps to his feet and swings his mighty segway into the air it short circuts due to some drool and sweat he had on him and as it swings up sends a bolt of lightning in the air which reacts with stormbreaker left on the ground. storm breaker jumps into action deeming paul worthy of the power of thor and flys directly at maestro who grabs it mid flight he then comes crashing down onto the coffee shop destroying the entire mall. blart is left amidst the debree unscaved and goes super sayan his skeleton infused with adamantium nano vibranium and armor of enchanted uru blesses his mighty blartness. he charges with such anger and hatred towards maestro that he puts forth such an energy it literally rips holes in the fabric of space time sending maestro off into a galaxy zillions of lightyears away. thanos see this on titan and uses the gauntlet to restore the mall to normal. the battle is over.
BALATRON
326 days ago
BALATRON
Team Battle
2+ years member.
Voted: Team Maestro Hulk

totally do not wake a sleeping bear the mans had a rough day. paul farts and the presence simply fades out of existance. thor decides there is no honor in fighting his brother to noble he gets killed by loki, at which point coulsen says "if not for your i wouldnt have gone 5 whole seasons just to end with a confusing mess of crap and dissapoint everyone, its payback time" and with an upgraded version of the destroyer gun yells "i can escape death too loki" and blasts him to death. for real this time. chuck norris simply stares into one above all's eyes and wins claiming the title. maestro hulk grabs chuck by the heads and pops it like a grape with ease. king thanos fights surtur jut as superman attacks maestro. maestro kills superman i shouldnt need to explain. infact he manifests the power of every internet argument ever to instantaneously eviscerate superman into non existance.
BALATRON
326 days ago
BALATRON
Team Battle
2+ years member.
Voted: Team Maestro Hulk

next phase of the MCU basically what happens is paul blart goes into a diabetoc coma as a feign retreat and the presence stands over him completly unaware that that same morning he had a week old yogurt for breakfeast and took down a 13 year old pick pocket.

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